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Deadman 94 xj
04-11-2009, 12:59 AM
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father
was born in another country. I was not his only child. He
fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no
interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.


Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to
produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to
Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't
follow Christianity, except in the public eye under
scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young
adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about
them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about
my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was
clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties
accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with
help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as
a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had
a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That
reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work
history, and no experience in leading a single
organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens
were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were
small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public
appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my
country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my
country in the last war and seized every opportunity to
bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my
views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a
really good plan on how we could do better and every poor
person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into
this mess. It was the free market, banks &
corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate
them and if they were envious of others who did well, the
plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that
sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from
outside the traditional path of politics & was able to
gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope'
, together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on
behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include
"persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true
views were not widely known & I needed to keep them
unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have
easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply
read my writings and examined those people I associated
with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most
powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.


Who am I?







ADOLF HITLER.



WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

trailblaze
04-11-2009, 01:01 AM
i was thinking Capitan Crunch.

Bill
04-11-2009, 01:05 AM
i was thinking Capitan Crunch.


I am not the grammar nazi, but c'mon...

It is "I" and CAPTAIN...

Is it really that hard?

Deadman 94 xj
04-11-2009, 01:07 AM
Capitan :082:

trailblaze
04-11-2009, 05:01 PM
give me a break guys... i was drinking last night... and i'm off to drink again with some family...