Lemon Picker

[highlandercj-7]

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove to pick lemons seemed to be far too qualified for the job.The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?""Well, as a matter of fact, I have! "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama.”

[ridgerunner97]

LMAO nice one :) except for the cut on the chrysler products goddamn it!

[highlandercj-7]

I thought the same but if refers to chrysler it self, not Jeep, Dodge, or Plymouth. And yeah chrysler cars after the early 70's brought the suck, lol.

[ridgerunner97]

I can wholeheartedly agree with that :) haha

[OverkillZJ]

Having once owned a 95 concorde - NEVER AGAIN! I drove it off a small cliff. Literally.

[ridgerunner97]

a befitting death to those POS haha