Hipster Lawn Care

[yourgreenpal]

What is a lumbersuxual one may ask?

The answer to that questions can be very hard to answer. From his skinny jeans, to his red flannel shirts and his perfectly groomed hair and beard, the lumbersexual is a hip male that has transcended beyond his former type: the metrosexual. The lumbersexual is always a very handsome, muscular figment that portrays a “get your hands dirty” type of gentleman that has been plucked straight from the Alaskan bush. However, he would rather drink craft beers, $8 lattes, and never be found without the latest and greatest technology—from the iPhone to the electric car. This gentlemen is truly an enigma. This infographic was published by yourgreenpal.


So if you stepped into a lumbersexuals front yard, how would his lawn look and what would he be doing? Check out the infographic below from GreenPal to take you through a casual Saturday as the lumbersexual performs his lawn care duties.
Link Of Infographic
https://www.yourgreenpal.com/hipster-lawn-care.jpg

[DeathBlade556]

While, this is spam. I also am amused as well.

[Keith]

Yea that is pretty good!

[The_War_Wagon]

So if you stepped into a lumbersexuals front yard, how would his lawn look and what would he be doing?

It would look like a marijuana grow dispensary, and he'd be 'sampling' the product... for QC purposes, OF course...

[OverkillZJ]

Spam so good that I'm not even sure if I'm mad and should ban them or not...

[Keith]

I vote to keep em around as long as the spam quality is as good as this one! That’s some damn good advertising right there.

[DMG]

Spam so good that I'm not even sure if I'm mad and should ban them or not...

I had my finger on the ban button but couldn’t pull the trigger, either.

[OverkillZJ]

What's funny is they don't even serve our area, but man what a laugh.